As promised for losing the bet, here's me putting a dildo up my butt :)
/r/VerticalGifs: NSFW Vertical Gifs - Vertical Porn may annoy desktop fappers, but we mobile wankers prefer it! No more flipping your phon - April 13, 2019 - 22:16
/r/gonewild: Reddit Gone Wild - Fappy Good Time - One Million+ - A place for open-minded Adult Redditors to show off their nude bodies for fun. - April 13, 2019 - 22:12